Anonymous. (2026). Specification-curve analyses (Orben & Przybylski 2019 and successors) systematically vary analytic choices across thousands of plausible model specifications and find that the median association between adolescent digital technology use and well-being explains less than half a percent of variance — comparable in magnitude to associations with eating potatoes or wearing glasses. Isonomia. https://www.isonomia.app/a/9pSbtMcQ@bda0466ff64a4254d8e3197964b1a37b166a7e777c4777b583c6eb683a685065